


"don't do that again! it's rude to slam the newspaper shut, when someone is talking to you!" garfield screamed at me. reassured, i opened my eyes and opened the paper again. a fat cat cartoon drawn by the great cartoonist, jim davis. love garfield, though i know he is just a cartoon character. and don't call me a comic character! and don't call me fat either! if you were living inside a newspaper all your life, you would be nice and flat and round too!" i closed the paper and sat back. ah! now you see me! don't crinkle your eyebrows like that.

in the newspaper, cartoon section!" i stared down intently at the newspaper in my hand and i heard the voice again. "hey! moron! i am talking to you! look down here. i looked around, but i couldn't see anything so i continued reading. yeah you!" a voice called out to me this morning as soon as i opened the newspaper.
